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🥶 FREEZE DIRTBAG 🥶

✨ welcome to this very important moment in your life

right now, you stand at a crossroads… two paths lay before you:

🚪 path one: keep scrolling, live a life of regret, never know true joy
🌟 path two: tap that sub button and unlock unlimited happiness

I think we both know the correct answer

here’s what happens when you make the right decision:

🦑 step 1 - click the sub button (it’s literally right there)
🦄 step 2 - send me a dm (preferably saying something like “wow u are so cool and wise”)
🎁 step 3 - receive your free ppv as a reward for being an elite-level human

seems like an easy choice but idk u do u 🤷‍♀️

if u sub, u get:

🎁 free ppv just for existing
📅 365+ daily posts bc i am generous
📽️ 50+ personal vids of me being ✨amazing✨
💌 1:1 chats where we either flirt or talk abt aliens
🍑 booty pics that might change ur life
🐡 naming rights to my emotional support pufferfish

click the button. don’t overthink it. gregory (the pufferfish) is watching. 👁️

xoxo,
scarlet 🦑💖